Godís Billboards
Author Unknown

 

 

Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.

- God

 

C'mon over and bring the kids.

- God

 

What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?

- God

 

We need to talk.

- God

 

Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.

- God

 

Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.

- God

 

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it.

- God

 

I love you and you and you and you and...

- God

 

Will the road you're on get you to my place?

- God

 

Follow me.

- God

 

Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.

- God

 

My way IS the highway.

- God

 

Need directions?

- God

 

You think it's hot here?

- God

 

Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.

- God

 

Do you have any idea where you're going?

- God

 

Don't make me come down there.

- God