Humorous Sayings
Author Unknown

 

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone  else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for  you.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

Experience is something you don't get until just  after you need it.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not  laughed